Better be a witty fool than a foolish wit. I'm Kaitlyn. 19. Vegetarian. Pullman, WA. Currently attending Washington State University and in an open relationship with her dog and cacti. Feel free to say hello.



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27
Aug

159619N

Geoff was the only person who wasn’t a dick about Nicki Minaj and holy fuck look at all of them no longer be as attractive to me holy fuck that was incredible 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

27
Aug

1N

rabbit-factory:

bio prof- important to say that a quiz closes at a certain time, not just ‘before lecture’

sincerely, a pissed off over achiever

Chem prof- don’t assign things on a new technology platform, then get mad when students bring up bugs in the system that prohibit them from completing assigned work

27
Aug
1N

bio prof- important to say that a quiz closes at a certain time, not just ‘before lecture’

sincerely, a pissed off over achiever

27
Aug

11790N
Cr1tikal tells one of his most embarrasing stories

thatsonofamitch:

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

My parents are on a plane to Florida this morning. I’ve been texting them puns to read upon their arrival, since phones are turned off.

Update: I did it

Update: I did it

I have to pump myself up to drink straight espresso

I have to pump myself up to drink straight espresso

im weak    

Tell someone that you love them today

25
Aug

57261N
timidbabie:


littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

timidbabie:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

25
Aug

49464N

a-bit-of-candlewax-left:

You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE

25
Aug

10N

biggayfrog:

fuck wit it

wow do you wanna follow the biggest babes of all time???

follow these two

25
Aug

107672N

loveontheroxx:

Beyoncé’s full performance at the 2014 VMA’s

Because some of y’all missed it and/or need ya blessins one mo time